Check this out(It’s kind of ridiculous):
My brother, his wife & a few of their buddies started a company that gives you nicknames. This is no joke. I am dead serious & it rules. I was not completely sold on the idea at first(nor did I understand it), but after a long day of doing nothing around various coffee shops & mental institutions in Minneapolis I came home to find a meeting of the Panda Crew in my apartment(my sister lives with me & also works for the company). I watched them do research for several hours on the internet based on answers to a questionnaire on their website that people fill out. They very cleverly weave all the information gathered from nickname seeking individuals & come up with the perfect one. This floored me! They have truly stumbled upon probably the greatest idea of the 21st century. I believe the cost for their services is somewhere around $15.00 & they send you a bunch of Panda Bite paraphernalia with your new nickname embroidered on it(thanks to the good folks @ Heritage Embroidery & Design located in lovely downtown Stillwater, Minnesota). I leave you the email they sent me upon completing the creation of my nickname(copyrighted, so don’t even think about it) & their website so you can check it out for yourselves. They are just a bunch of 20-something year old punks who have real jobs & do this on the side because they are good at it & love it. I’m way into that idea. You should be too. Amen.
Your new Pandabite.com nickname is the SUNDANCE based on the following information from your questionnaire:Pandabite.com noticed a little theme with your questionnaire, you like movies! Whether you’re making movies in your spare time, aspiring to be a filmmaker, or digging through famous movie stars’ trash cans, you have a definite connection to the silver screen. Heck even your favorite athlete isn’t even an athlete, he’s a movie star (Unless you are talking about his role in Any Given Sunday as Willy Beeman). So a lover of theater such as yourself has undoubtably heard of the largest independent film festival in the US - The SUNDANCE Film Festival.So next time you’re speeding down SUNset Blvd, eating chicken with the cast of 90210, maybe you can hook them up with a part in your new feature film (We know a lot of them need it). Just remember Pandabite.com is a huge fan of your music so don’t run off to the Oscars or Cannes too soon, but we look forward to seeing some of your future work at the SUNDANCE!
YOU HAVE BEEN BITTEN!